Friday, January 29, 2016

Super Friends: (The Legendary Super Powers Show/Super Powers Team: Galactic Guardians)




Season 6: 1981-82


5(C) Colossus: Apache Chief grows to the size of Colossus to fight in space. His huge feet should have destroyed a good portion of the Earth before he managed to float in space.



Season 7 (the lost season): 1983


2(B) Two Gleeks are Deadlier Than One: Jayna and Zan put in charge of security during the night? That should have been a dead giveaway to villains that the Justice League wasn't serious about security because they weren't really meeting but android doubles instead.

3(B) Invasion of the Space Dolls: And I thought it was bad if my phone or computer ran out of juice.


Super Friends: The Legendary Super Powers Show Season 8: 1984-1985


1(A)&(B) The Bride of Darkseid: Man, Darkseid's got a serious hard-on for Wonder Woman.

2(A) The Wrath of Brainiac: So much so that he'd follow an android Wonder Woman right into Brainiac's star-ship.



2(B) Reflections in Crime: The 6th dimension: the dimension behind mirrors. Finally, a dimension nearly as bad the 5th dimension that spawned Mr. Mxyzptlk. Firestorm staring into mirror: Man, this workout is really starting to make a difference, I look just like Superman!

3(A) No Honor Among Thieves: A ticked-off Darkseid stealing your newly stolen powers and landing you in prison stripes... that's what Lex Luthor gets for disrupting Darkseid's quiet time on Apokolips. Maybe Darkseid was daydreaming about Wonder Woman?


5(A)&(B) Darkseid’s Golden Trap: Gold kryptonite can permanently strip away all of the powers that Superman enjoys on Earth? How would anyone know? There's only the one Superman to test it on and obviously, no one has.

8(A) The Village of Lost Souls: As an ice block, Zan traps Wonder Woman. A heck of a way to feel her up.

The Super Powers Team: Galactic Guardians Season 9: 1985-1986



3 The Darkseid Deception: Darkseid rearranged his molecular structure in order to impersonate Steve Trevor for Wonder Woman? Creepy obsessed.



8 The Death of Superman: If Superman is still alive, why has he allowed the other Team members to fall into Darkseid's clutches? Seriously, he's nearly dead and greener than Green Lantern's ring, the question is how could he stop it? Give him a minute, people. Or, you know, save yourselves.

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