Buy a HOT Phone for $0 Down! Amazing Holiday Present!

An amazing deal for everyone but the giftee, all right. You "buy" a present for nothing, the carrier gets a new customer, and the manufacturer sells more models. What does the giftee get? A big fat monthly phone bill!

Oh wait, did they mean for you to pay the phone bill too? Isn't it enough you gave the phone? Besides, you're not ready for that kind of commitment!

$5 off $35 Amazon.com credit!

$5 off ANY purchase of $35 or more promotional credit valid to use on Amazon.com (excludes Kindle devices, digital downloads and gift card purchases), valid through 11:59 PM PST on December 15th, 2013! Sign in to see your Wishlists or create one, answer the question “What are you most wishing for this holiday season?”, and share to Facebook. The $5 will automatically be applied to your account. Quantities are limited!

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So much for my Black Friday/Cyberweek shopping being done...

Spider-Man 1967 - Ouches and ughs

• You can tell a villian by his color - Starting in the second season, the villians literally have green skin. No one bothered asking if they were OK or even space aliens. Maybe no one cared or they were too afraid. Or maybe the 60's were a happy time full of love and equality for people of all colors, even possible aliens from outer space! But shouldn't they have cared then? Hey, dude, you gonna puke? You well enough to rob a bank/destroy the city/conquer the world?

• Spidey needs a chiropractor - If you watch him run toward you or across the screen or anywhere really, you'd see that the poor guy moves kind of funny. And I don't mean like a spider, or a human spider or anything that should be remotely natural-ish. It's really painful to watch. The same thing goes for his walking, crawling, sneaking, some web swinging... Heck, his smoothest move is the stripper pole spin. Wonder why that is?

• Recycled creatures everywhere! - Or maybe every villian/nasty environment gets their monsters from the same rental place? Spidey finds the same creatures on a far off island, deep within the Earth and even in other dimensions. Yet everytime he seems surprised and has to figure out how to fight them all over again.

• The wonders of webbing - He can weave airtight ship sails  but his parachutes let through more than fishnet stockings. I guess he hasn't yet learned to webzip to bypass that endless scurrying. Then again, that scurrying - and endless swinging - sure helped them waste a lot of time/save money on animation.

• Paging Daredevil - Could have sworn I saw the guy all in red standing on a dark nighttime rooftop. Oh, my bad, that was Spidey!

• Ladies love a nerd! - For a hopeless socially-challenged, perpetually late, plans-cancelling nerd, this Peter sures attracts a lot of ladies.

• Mysterio unfishbowled! - Since when has Mysterio ever appeared in his villain costume sans fishbowl head? Apparently here!

• They really phoned it in towards the end of the series with lame stories using badly recut footage from previous episodes. Thank goodness it finally ended.

See what you think:Spider-Man - The '67 Collection (6 Volume Animated Set)

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Cold Cereal = Kibble for Humans?

I'm eating cereal the other day and suddenly think, "Wait a minute, isn't this like kibble?" It's a (mostly) grain product full of vitamins and minerals. And we're trained to think of it as a whole meal or the main part of balanced meal.

Some of it's even shaped the same way. There's amorphous nuggets, balls, "treasure chests" which look like squared nuggets with two pinched waists to me (is there a message in there?). There's even Scooby Snacks! OK, now I want to try these snacks; there must be something to them to turn a scaredy dog into a mighty dog.

Here's to being trained to eat processed foods full of nutrients!

So muggy, I can hardly think...

Aaahh or Ouch?

Ugh, this morning when I read the Wall Street Journal, there was a picture of a policeman firing a water cannon at a protester and all I could think was: "Man, I wish I were that protester, at least he must be cool." How wrong is that?

Adventures in Windows 7, take 2

You have to turn off all your much-touted security features just to be able to install critical security updates. Good one, Microsoft!