I do not own a shredder.If I did, I'd want one of those atomizing shredders that practically pulverize a sheet of paper to a bloody pulp. It always seems a waste to run something on electricity that you could do by hand. Which is why I don't own a shredder,since I rip the crap by hand (or at least the personalize parts). It somewhat satisfying to go all Hulk on the stuff.
But a person's only got so much time. So I try to get out only the personal info to keep identity thieves at bay. And because some miscreant once dragged some of my garbage to another address and I got fined for littering!
But this personalized junk mail, they like to print my personal info ten times in the same tiny envelope-ful of stuff! Really? 'Cause truly personal letters should really call you by your full name five different times. And credit card companies really need all your personal info on their form in four different places.
Way to piss off someone you're trying to woo.
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